Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

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Imagination is more important than knowledge.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

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Adversity introduces a man to himself.

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Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteen.

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Gravitation is not responsible for people falling in love.

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.

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