Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

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Gravitation cannot be held responsible for people falling in love. How on earth can you explain in terms of chemistry and physics so important a biological phenomenon as first love? Put your hand on a stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with that special girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.

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When you sit with a nice girl for two hours, it seems like two minutes; when you sit on a hot stove for two minutes, it seems like two hours. That’s relativity.

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity.

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Whoever undertakes to set himself up as a judge of Truth and Knowledge is shipwrecked by the laughter of the gods.

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Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds.

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I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones.

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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

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