Funny Marriage

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed.

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When we first got married, we made a pact. It was this: In our life together, it was decided I would make all of the big decisions and my wife would make all of the little decisions. For fifty years, we have held true to that agreement. I believe that is the reason for the success in our marriage. However, the strange thing is that in fifty years, there hasn’t been one big decision.

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Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not.

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