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If A is a success in life, then A equals x plus y plus z. Work is x; y is play; and z is keeping your mouth shut

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In theory, theory and practice are the same. In practice, they are not.

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Never memorize something that you can look up.

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Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I’m not sure about the former.

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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute.

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The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.

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